2.3.inglês Para Iniciantes (English For Beginners)

11-15 II. School Life:

11. No Parking

A: Parking at school is impossible.

B: I'll say.

A: I drove around for half an hour.

B: Did you find a spot?

A: I found a spot, but someone cut in and took it from me.

B: Did you yell at them?

A: Yes, I did.

B: And?

A: And he yelled back at me.

B: How rude.

A: But I got lucky a few minutes later.

B: You have to be lucky to find a parking space.

 

12. Keep Your Eyes Open

A: This is a huge library.

B: Yes, it has lots of rooms and lots of space.

A: And lots of books.

B: And lots of thieves.

A: What do you mean?

B: I mean, keep your belongings close to you.

A: The only thing in my backpack is used books.

B: But thieves don't know that.

A: They might think that I've got an iPod or laptop in there.

B: Now you're thinking.

A: You'd think a library would be safe from thieves.

B: Not even a church is safe from thieves.

 

13. Two Plus Two

A: How good is your math?

B: I can add two and two.

A: So you're not very good at math?

B: I'm terrible at math.

A: Well, I need some help.

B: With what?

A: I'm taking a math course in school.

B: Well, you should ask your teacher or your classmates for help.

A: I can't do that.

B: Why not?

A: They might think I'm stupid.

B: They're not going to think that! They'll be glad to help you.

 

14. Prayers

A: Do you believe in God?

B: Of course.

A: Do you pray to God?

B: Occasionally.

A: When's that?

B: When I need something.

A: Like what?

B: Well, if I have a big test at school.

A: Does God answer your prayers?

B: Yes, I've passed all my tests.

A: Do you ever pray for money?

B: Not yet. I won't need to do that until I graduate from high school.

 

15. Hit and Run

A: The cops finally found the husband.

B: What husband?

A: The husband of the driver who ran over two college students at 3 a.m.

B: Oh, yeah. The girl died instantly, and the boy is still in the hospital.

A: The husband said he tried to help the boy.

B: Yes, he pushed him off the hood of the car.

A: No, he said he gently placed the boy on the street.

B: So what? They still drove off.

A: The husband said a fire department was nearby.

B: So what? Did he dial 911?

A: He said he was thinking about it, but he didn't get around to it.

B: He didn't get around to turning himself in, either.

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